Oh Oh Oh

These are prime.

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This Is It

Now, this is the stuff that makes me want to beat someone up. According to CNN the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas are picketing the memorial of Ronnie James Dio, of the band Dio. He is hailed as one of the best metal singers, well according to Wikipedia, and was a French horn player, which is fine by me. Anyway, the rocker died due to cancer May 16th and I would just like to point out that hasn't his family gone through enough? How dare a group of people, who also in fact did not know Dio personally, cause a disturbance during a peaceful gathering. Yeah so its public, so what? Morally, that still should not give them the right to barge on something that is personal.

They are protesting his service because they believe he worshiped the Devil, due to his famous devil horn hand gesture. Now, I could throw up that sign right now. So do I worship the devil then? No, I don't. I cannot believe the stupidity of people today. I am not rendering religion as stupid, because that would be stupid of me. I understand that everyone has a right to believe in whatever they want to believe, even if it is the Devil. However, I also believe that people should not force their beliefs on others, unless it is wanted. I am pretty sure Dio does not want these people of Westboro crashing his memorial.

It is the year 2010, not 1693! Dio was not the Abigail of the country, but rather an honest contributor to the music history of America! But whatever, who am I to say that these people look like jackasses...

Anyway, so okay I am kind of obsessed with clothes and everything involved with it. Because of that, I really want this scarf. My theory is that if I post things that I want, maybe people will buy it for me? It could happen. Here is the scarf:

Courtesy of http://www.madewell.com/

So I am outsourcing myself to babysitting. Anyone have any kids I can babysit? Just asking.

Also: If anyone can guess the reference in this post, you will win a prize.

They Made A Statue of Us Part 2

Okay, so today I went to Tysons Corner Center...basically my haven. Without the intention to shop, I brought $40 with me, courtesy of my mother, who thought it would be sufficient for me to only have $40 at Tysons. Well, that was extremely false and it took all of my will-power to not buy anything, other than the pack of $1.50 pastel headbands from Forever 21 and the Smoked Salmon at Costal Flats, which do not order that by the way unless you actually know you like smoked fish.

Anyway, back to the money situation. I have not had a job in a little less than a year, and I cannot wait until my Gap job starts. It is outrageous how much money I have borrowed from my mother. I not only feel bad for her, but for myself because who do I think I am? The same spoiled Chanel I was when I was 12? Not the case. So besides my job at the Gap this summer I need to find ways to hustle for money. When I say hustle, I am excluding selling drugs, just to be clear.

Here are some ideas that I found:

1. Become a recording artist

• In theory, I can sing. Not many people know that about me. Now it is time for me to tell the world what I'm capable of. Maybe throw down some demos, some release parties, hackle record companies. This could happen...all you have to do is believe.
• Pro: I would make bank.
• Con: This could never happen.

2. Personal Shopper

• I would be awesome at this job. Also, think about it. People who get personal shoppers are loaded, which means I would be seeing a lot of green.
• Pro: I would make bank, yet again.
• Con: How would I even approach this? Flyers?

3. Be Jessica Simpson's Personal Assistant

• Okay so J. Simps has lost her touch within the industry, but come on, who wouldnt want to be paid from a celebrity. I think on one of my VH1 marathon days, there was some snipet in time that said Simps's assistant was her best friend or something around those lines. Being BFFs with J. Simps could have its perks, especially when it is my birthday and she decides to buy me that Marc Jacobs Huge Hillier Hobo bag.
• Pro: I would make bank.
• Con: I would end up slapping J. Simps at some point.

4. Marry an NFL Player

• Eh...

5. Sell bootlegs on the streets of Herndon.

• Who says you have to go to Canal Street or Harlem to get all of your bootlegs? I'll be on the corner of Elden and Locust everyday from 9AM-5PM.
• Pro: There isnt any.
• Con: There are numerous ways that would involved me getting robbed, murdered, or the worst...socially humilliated.

Got any better ideas? I feel like I might fall short of 4/5 of these ideas. I have three more months.

SIDE NOTES:

THE HOW SAD MOMENT OF THE DAY: The Magic beats the Celtics 113 to 92 in game 5 of the Eastern Conference series.
THE AWESOME MOMENT OF THE DAY: The Magic beats the Celtics 113 to 92 in game 5 of the Eastern Conference series.

They Made A Statue of Us

I want these.

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Man of 1001 Wives

So today, my good friend Kathryn has decided to follow me. And if there is any chance that someone could be reading my blog, here is the link to hers: http://tangent-world.blogspot.com/. She cures the boredom that plagues our young generation today, with cool photography, hilarious videos, and much more. If I were you, I would check out her entry on Kittens inspired by Kittens. Only one of the best videos I have seen in my life...not even kidding. So, check it out.

Also, I have another friend who runs a blog called Consider This Serendipity and here is the link: http://considerthisserendipity.blogspot.com/. One of her more recent entries have brought something to my attention that I feel strongly about. Let's start with a picture, shall we?

          

Okay so this picture insinuates that wearing glasses indoors is prohibited. But, by what means is that prohibited? Where in the code of society does this rule stand? Over my first year of college I have been ridiculed for wearing my sunglasses nonchalantly within the dining hall, dorm, and occasionally, maybe class. Now nothing again my friend here, just want to make that clear...but come on people, wearing sunglasses indoors is probably one of the coolest things you could do, like, ever. Now there is an exception. You have to be able to pull of this look, because sometimes it is sad to see the person trying to impersonate her superiors, hopelessly pleading for acceptance by wear her over sized Jackie-O's. However, if this girl knew anything, she would know that the only style of sunglasses that are widely accepted at any university are wayfarers...well at least at my university they are.

Besides the whole pulling it off thing, I would still like to know why wearing sunglasses indoors is so...I hate to use word, but...taboo. Girls can now wear the and I mean THE shortest shorts to the point of butt cleavage and get away with it. Why not throw in some neon wayfarers? I know that my friend who showcased the picture on her blog originally had no intention of sparking debate. Rather, it is more that I am sick of people telling me to take my sunglasses, when clearly the room is too bright. Just saying.

But seriously, it is roughly 630AM and I am awake. I finally went to sleep at 2AM. You do the math. My sleeping patterns have become ridiculous since school let

So when I went to starbucks at 9PM, I should have expected to be awake for a longtime. Damnit.

No Custom Orders

So, today while commenting on a friend's blog, I found that I have this blog...typical of me, really. I would forget about a huge thing such as a blog. I guess I should update more often and why not, I have nothing better to do with my time until I start my job at Gap and maybe an internship. About that internship, the one I interviewed for last week never called...oh well. I have another one tomorrow, maybe I will have better luck with that one. Anyway, I just wanted to update...considering I forgot this even existed. Interesting...